Monty Pythons Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme: Coconut Dice Roller

Description:

Where'd you get the coconuts?
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

A little bit about the Coconut Dice Roller:

A pair of all-natural, 100% plastic coconut shells stamped with theMonty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programmelogo. Perfect for shaking up and rolling dice.

It goes without saying that using them to make cloppity-clop noises to simulate the sound of equine travel is right out.